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Excerpt of Ryan's Birthday Toast
From the beginning
CHUCK
I thought he was meeting us for lunch. So where is he?
PAUL
Who? Ryan?
CHUCK
No. The president. Of course Ryan.
PAUL
Probably holed up somewhere. It’s not easy composing a toast for the President’s birthday.
CHUCK
Glad I don’t have to do it.
PAUL
He’s trying to hold it together.
CHUCK
You don’t think he hates him?
PAUL
Sure, he hates him.
CHUCK
Yeah, because he’s gonna take the whole Party down with him.
PAUL
Our young friend’s hanging in there though. He’s gonna tow that line. He’s gonna—
(…continued…)
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